Garden Polymath cases in point

Something is genius or wrong here:

• weeding at night, torch & mattock in right hand, bunch of weeds in the left along with mobile phone for multiple live score updates

• pruning in suit after work (before going inside), satchel for cuttings, briefcase for tools, phone in tree on speaker talking to a colleague

• sowing broccoli seeds in takeaway hipster coffee cups while listening to cricket on ABC Grandstand

• using a cricket pad as kneeling protection to weed while warming down from a 4k-run

• cleaning tools with bicarb in the kitchen, cooking on two burners & the fireplace while talking on speaker with a mate about what’s wrong with the world

• Watching the Tour de France for the gardens & views (& getting annoyed when the cyclists get in the way)

• peeking a look at rainfall bulletins at the pub during ads in the footy

• using used meeting papers as weed matting

• playing self-improvement podcasts on a boombox while tying tomatoes (do they help the tomatoes as much as me?)